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PLEASE NO MORE TEXTS!!! (UNLESS YOUR SCHEDULING THEN U MAY HAV 2 TEXTS-PLEASE STATE WAT TIME & IF U R FLEXIBLE) to continue readin the drama & have some laughs for this decision, refer to the bottom. DARK TAN & Toned with BIG bouncy 34 D BOOBS & hard perky ..... Athletic build with mesmerizing blue eyes & dark brown/auburn hair standing 5 "5". No tattoos, no piercings, Jus soft beautiful skin, everything real here No rushing, as I do enjoy lots of fun I strive to give u a total experience...as many times as you can Come on out & lets have fun!!!!! Do you have a fetish???? Come share with me. I love fetishes, tease/denial, & I have lots of lacy outfits with garters/thigh highs,& toys for our enjoyment 150 Incall/outcall (plus gas & travel fee) 250 for those who want more, including island trips, dinners, role reversal,role plays, domination..... Skyler 614-653-4564 Pss. REGULARS, if I've missed your call, the reason I didn't call back (well cuz I didn't get it til later & then worried about when was a good time to call ya...I definetly wasn't toooo busy for ya, but if you've seen me then you probably kno the other things going on in my life so u can understand why I missed the call & I just get worried finding a time to call that is convenient for ya, so pls feel free to call me bac, even if it's the same day, but please don't just keep calling minute after minute, cuz I do think of ya guys, I just dnt want to call at a bad time). O A BIG THANK YOU, TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TAKEN THE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO CALL/TEXT & EMAIL THOSE SWEET NOTHINGS (CUZ THIER ALOT MORE THAN NOTHINGS TO ME)& IT'S REALLY APPRECIATED. THANKS!!! This isn't an easy job but it's a much needed service,(it wud b great if it was alot of fun everyday but yall make it stressful ruining the mood wen I gotta be on guard,wondering wat game today) everyone needs companionship & a break from the normal day to day routine is good for everyone & is good for the spirit. An hour of fun & laughter will put that spark back into your step..... so why try to bring us down, when were here to brighten your day??? Treat it like your calling to make a therapy appt. easy & simple, & if you make an appt. have respect & cancel if you aren't going to make it (thats why girls end up double booking to cover up for ya game players). I'm guessing ya don't realize that kids do call us, well they text tryin to set appts.(cuz we can tell their voice if they call). No one wants to get into trouble for talkin to a kid, so it's nerve wrecking wen we dnt kno whose on the other end of the text & their asking explicit questions... OH, Please, dnt call me frm the lobby of the hotel saying my name wen your getting the room number, jus call wen u pull in & wait for me to get dressed 2mins (I hav to get dressd las minute for the many who hav car issues when they r on their way). There's nothing shady if ya call & say you will be here in 10mins. & I'm not quite ready, u want me to look good for ya? I'm sorry that I just can't spend my day sitting in lingere,even tho I'd love to be dressed sexy with my garter & heels 24/7...THANKS. TEXTS: If I've had time to text you, it's due to the fact that I'm texting at least 4 to 6 other ppl at the same time, so I'm holding the phn in my hand & can respond. At certain times I receive over 25 texts in 30mins.& so many of ya get mad wen ya drag out a text conversation for an hour not stating the time & someone else has called & showed up & your still texting but then I'm busy & can't reply, which at that point ya start callin me names, etc.... Usually, I pick up my phn to find many of u argueing with yourself. i.e. At 2:30pm I get out of shower to read: 2pm text "I want to see u", 2:03 "do u remember me",2:05 "we blah blah" 2:07 "f u wh...", This one happens several times a day: "r u availible", me-"yes", 15-20mins later "location", me-" by appt. only 15-30mins later "wat do u look like" or "how old r u" 10-20mins pass "rates" 20mins pass "i'm on my way" or "who r u" (cuz they forget who they are texting), ME- well I'm not responding anymore cuz during this time someone showed up for their appt. that they called & made sometime after the "location" text came in...... I honestly can't comprehend the last paragraph cuz it happens everyday, even after I posted this ad, it seems they feel wen they text asking if I'm availible, even tho they kno they can't leave work for 3 to 8hours later, they seem to expect me to hold the phn in my hand & do nothing else & jus wait until they decide to start driving. I find so many times when ppl do schedule appts. even when it's a week or a mth in advance, they will continue to send out texts throughout the week & if I happen to not answer 1 (which sometimes I dnt get it until a cpl hours later & (I dnt call/text anyone after 5) so then I forget about it (usually it's somthing they should kno frm seeing me before or somthin they can easily find in my ad), they dnt ever show up. I dnt kno why this ad, makes everyone so mad,pls explain it to me? I've tried explaining these scenarios to everyone so that u will stop arguing with yourself, some of you scare me with your intolerance & ignorance for reality I worry that ya might go and shoot up some school, seriosly! You send me a text & no joke, within 5minutes if I haven't responded you start sending the most hateful texts....it was funny cuz I wouldn't even get them for hours cuz so many texts wud come in & fill up my box, but now I'm really getting worried that I might need to send the netcare bus out to ya...seriosly, cuz the same scenarios keep repeating theirselves, ya get the appt. I clearly tell ya hey my inbox might get full,if ya hav an important question & I dnt reply jus call instead ya dnt show up or ya sit outside for 1/2hour then after your appt. I call askin wat happend to ya, ya tell me, well I came early & sent ya a text & now I'm leaving. Somehow I was suppose to kno that & send a newsflash for noone to fil up my box, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN ALL THE TIME, BUT OFTEN I GET 25-50TEXTS IN 30MINS. Many frm the same person sending 3 worded text conversating jus sayin hi & wantin to chat. Jus today, I clearly stated last night I wudn't be answerin my phn til 10am, then after they recieve my text giving them the address this morning, also reminding them I wudn't be answerin my phn til 10am (their appt. for 10:15)they text me at 7am, I quickly respond at 7:30am...and wen I pick up my phn at 10am.,weeding thru all the text I find they've sent me a text at 8am asking somthing really dumb that they cud hav askd wen they arrived for their appt., so now it's too late for them to drive here & I ask wher they are & they didn't come because I didn't reply to the text when I clearly stated verbally & through 2 texts I wudn't be answering my phone until before their appt. (tis why I sent them the address so early). I literally deal with unbalanced irrational ppl mths later who didn't get their appt. who continue to read my ad daily/weekly and send me the most hateful texts cuz they find that I'm just not perfect (NEWFLASH: I'VE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT OR A MIND READER, I TRY TO BE THE BEST PLEASURE GODDESS FOR YA, BUT TRY IS ALL I CAN DO)....I'm not going to go crawl in some & kill myself just because you showed up & ooops, I made you wait 2minutes or even 10minutes (especially yall call at all hours & expect me to giv up my lunch & rush to get ready & then I dnt see ya pull in, cuz u wer already here wen ya called)...it's reality, all I can do is pray that you don't find anyone else in this world who is also imperfect, like me...... escorts odessa,listcrawler chicago ts,excort service,newark delaware escorts,rubrankings,tranny escorts jacksonville,escort columbus,trans escorts in charlotte,ts escort oh,craigslist massage therapist